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Two Christmases

from A Handsome Christmas Holiday by Handsome Dan

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Sometimes divorce isn't just necessary, it's awesome! Thanks Santa!

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I’ve seen the milk and cookies on the bedside table
I’ve seen the reindeer hoofprints in the back yard
I heard the “ho ho ho” from behind a closed door
I think Santa and my mom were going at it hard
She says he’s just a friend and not to tell my dad
that Santa's been shacking up I think he’d get mad
but then I thought about what would happen if I did
and figured out that I was the luckiest kid

Now I get two Christmases, Now I get two Christmases
Santa and my mom got caught getting it on
so now I get two Christmases

at first I thought it might be pretty bad
both of my parents seemed pretty sad
and then they started to compete for my love
Santa was an angel sent from above
a weekend trip to six flags or a drive in movie
my dad even moved into a place with a jacuzzi
With my parents broke up holidays are fun
because I get two Christmases instead of one

My friend Jimmy gets one Christmas
Donna gets one Christmas
Lucy gets one Christmas
David gets a Hanukkah
Joel gets one Christmas
Annie’s parents are atheists
Gloria gets one Christmas
Willis gets one Christmas
Malachi get’s something, I think it’s Hanukkah

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from A Handsome Christmas Holiday, released December 21, 2015
Handsome Dan, Cashmere, Mad Dog, Cash Mona, and Baby Paws

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