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Elves matter.

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Presents under the tree, and candy canes on the shelves
and all that I can think about are Santa's lowly elves
I don’t think that it’s fair, that the elves get paid in cheer
I’d like to help them unionize along with the reindeer

hey Santa I know that you’re full of shit
hey Santa it’s time someone called you on it
those elves are working hard for you
a few benefits is the least that you could do

I know those tiny hands, must ache all the time
Working hard all year and not making a dime
Last year I saw an expose about an injured elf
and the medical bills that he had to pay himself

You could let them leave the workshop
start going south and see where they stop
they could lead their elven lives
they even bring their elven wives

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from A Handsome Christmas Holiday, released December 21, 2015
Handsome Dan, Cashmere, Mad Dog, Cash Mona, and Baby Paws

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