Harold the Christmas Dentist

from A Handsome Christmas Holiday by Handsome Dan

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Move over Santa, there's a new Christmas Character in town, it's Harold the Christmas Dentist! He'll fix your teeth for Christmas!*

*for a reasonable price

lyrics

Stayed up late on Christmas eve,
feel asleep under the tree,
woke up to a Christmas dentist
standing over me

He explained that he was Harold,
and he was helping Santa out
then he saw my cavities
and began to scream and shout

I’ll fix your teeth this Christmas
two for one on me
he raised his drill with a sound so shrill
it shook the Christmas tree

it was less than half an hour
when he put down his drill
leaving me with beautiful teeth
and a reasonable dental bill

Harold’s Santa’s Helper
Harold, he comes over when you’re asleep
Harold takes a few things that you won’t miss
and leaves you with great teeth

Harold the Christmas Dentist
doesn’t run a charity
at least that’s what he said
when he left with my TV

Sure he’ll fix your teeth
but there’s always a price
Unlike Santa he don’t care
if you’re naughty or your nice

You gotta brush brush brush brush brush
those teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
(he doesn’t care, he just wants what’s best for your teeth)